Bill Kaulitz is in Saturn!

Oh yes, that’s it everyone. Hold your breath before you press play on this video because I don’t have a free doctor to sponsor your countless over beating heart! Plus, could you find any doctor on planet Saturn? ;)


*Beep, Beep*
A young rockstar making a quick stop at the Cooper's space bar to show off what a rockstar really made of with a sense of self irony more than only entertaining TV and radio spots, in which it guarantees no rock star cliché will be untouched.


The question is, Who is that one and only extraterestrial young rockstar?
With a line structured well enough for us to understand, he answered.
"Ich bin Bill Kaulitz!"


Say it again, oh that is like one sexy German accent spoken by a stunning German lad! Oh yeah, baby! The Sexiest Boy Alien has just landed in the planet of Saturn! As always struting himself in a glamour fashion expression mixed well with a pinch of rock , he was surely not afraid to eye-pleasuring and heart-stabbing the ladies with his alienoid plus rockstar's sexiness! Yikes! Careful now, BK! ;)


With the slogan "Jetzt Rockt's Richtig" which by all means "Now, it's really Rocking!" in english, Saturn has making its planet shaking with having the rock legend, Alice Cooper and a new rockstar icon, Bill Kaulitz to be paired up together in a new advertising christmas campaign! I'd say what a perfect choice has been made for a great deal of promotion and excellent sales! Don't be surprised to see this one sexy boy alien on the loose as he will shoot up the Saturn sales in a large scale campaign throughout the media like the TV, radio commercials, printed ads, billboards and online until the end of this year 2010.



Don't you think you just wanna laser shoot him up for being too overrated sultry sexy in the alienated world? Brought by an egg-cell like spaceship, a lost humanoid or was it an alienoid caught in a mysterious planet in an edgy looking style which attracts all the attentions once he stepped his foot on the planet ground, it was too bearable for any creature to handle since he has the supernatural power to suck the gravity out til it left you floating up in the air, why do you think there is no left gravity on other planets, huh? Breathless for words as he blew your mind off with his unique use of language, almost sound like he's out from this world and came from a planet filled with heavenly gorgeous aliens with cosmic accent! And even if he's not singing his heart out with his beautiful voice in a melodic or rocking tune, don't try to deny that he would seem to conquer the whole Universe without a doubt!

" I feel lost in myself there's an Alien in me,
Who are you? Who am I? Blood is all I see,

The words in the mirror are makin' me shiver,


Save me with your love tonight,
Come and bring me back to life,

Alien!


Come and kill the dream gone bad,

Alien to love,

Come and wake me from the dead,

Alien to love, to love,
Need your love!
"

I guess Bill Kaulitz dream came true after all, his passionate desire on being an alien has finally fall upon him like a shooting star. And truthfully, who could beat him off by that? ;)

He's one alien to love!
And yeah, we need your love, BK!