L'uomo Vogue, Hot or Not?

A Special Fashion Report on Bill & Tom Kaulitz as featured in L'uomo Vogue Magazine! It may be too fashionable for our eyes but let's just take a good look at it and burn our eyes for a worthy hotness for once in a while, shall we? I've done my part and how about you'll be the judge on whether it's Hot or Not, now? ;)

Fashion Case File #1
" Pretty boys presenting the Vintage-like Fashion in Modern Days "

Bill - Any guy would look handsomely stunning in a white plain shirt, that's for sure and if you put it on Bill Kaulitz, he'll make that one boring piece of clothing worth more than it meets the eye! With a touch of an old-style cutting shirt and paired with a black high-waisted pants, this classy fashion made him look some kind like a lost modern vampire who got stuck in his past, the vintage era. But hey, I totally love it even though that shirt is designed with a little baby bib on top! Well, don't blame the designer, it's totally a fashion signature! So, 100% Approved!

Ratings: *****

Tom - Who has ever thought, baggy jeans could be labelled as 'vogue' in a fashion statement? Well, no one! But all thanks to Tom Kaulitz, he has clearly make the fashion scene went havoc on donning his favourite attire in a high-class fashion magazine shoot! You could just stop him by putting a fashionable piece alike to Bill's, but then the real Tom Kaulitz would be all washed away as the fake Tom Kaulitz postered up in his unsual fashion style on the mag! So, better don't! The blue navy baggy jeans is perfect and that Reebok shoes is simply a unique item! But I gotta say that top is a bit turn off. Looks like Tom Kaulitz, the guitarist of the famous band, Tokio Hotel has an undercover job as a cop or maybe he's a part of a rescue team? Yeah no kidding, like that top is inspired by a bullet proof suit, am I right, no?

Ratings: ***

Fashion Case File #2
" Gentlemen Indisguise make you weak on the knees! "

Bill - A simple fashionable tux is good enough for this gorgeous German guy to unleash his power of attraction. I must say, that clean cut high-waisted pants seems to look dashing on him. Complete with a black bow, who said that Bill couldn't live in the tales as old as time? He would make every fashion men in the late eras look all out to date as he swept them off, struting stylishly in his own very unique way! Just one thing upsetting is the snakeskin boots! Such a spoiler to rate this fashion style with full stars.

Ratings: ****

Tom - Tom should wear tux more often! Simpy because it made him look 'oh so handsome and sexy' and it totally screwed his bad boy image! Okay, only a little, maybe. A bad boy gentleman is rarely be seen, but now we know exactly to picture how one would look like. With him dressing up like that, I can assure you, this time you can bring him home to meet your parents without feeling of scared that he couldn't be the boy next door whom parents always seem to adore! Faded thorn baggy jeans and white sneakers is so Tom yet so HOT on him! I just love the whole look, dashingly sexy if I might add.

Ratings: *****

Fashion Case File #3
" Bring the stable and get a ride on those pretty horses, young lads! "

Bill - Don't you think Bill is looking stunning with that beige long coat combined with a pair of sexy tight metalic blue jeans and a metal-like knitted tank top laid underneath? And his snakeskin high boots gave another reason for us to stare, certainly it looks weird on him. Here's a catch, the weirder, the better. And you don't have to worry with his sexy poses and gorgeous unique dollface, Bill will for sure make the boots looked rather stylish even though it isn't really an eye-catching! But obviously, an ugly boots is what you called a genuine fashion piece! So, overall I think he rocked this one out! Fashionably ready for a ride on the horse, Billy? ;)

Ratings: *****

Tom - By now, you must have noticed that Tom would look handsome in any checkered shirts whether it looks extra big, dull, cheap, vintage or whatsoever, he will surely make those checkered shirts aren't just some plain country wears, in fact a con-row headed guy with a rocking soul would look ever so dashing with it! Baggy jeans and loose big tshirt inside are seen to be worn by the typical Tom and those white Adidas sneakers has added more of the hip-hop seasoning for his overall attire. Well, one rowdy hip-hop cowboy is on your way, Giddyup!

Ratings: ****

Fashion Case File #4
" Err..A Little Black Dress for a pretty guy? "

Bill - Let's face it, I know Bill is a fashionisto but come on now! With this black piece of clothing or so called 'little black dress', don't you just wanna rip it off and let him show off his skinny tattooed skin, instead of covering himself in this rocker chick top? I feel like I wanna gag myself up if I happen to see him in this black assemble again. I love the black colour but please no more feminine fashion for Bill, I beg you. His gorgeous face is too good enough to confused people with his actual gender and by adding this piece up, people are surely gonna say, "Okay, he's a guy and he's totally a drag!" Yikes! I can tolerate with that rockish tight black pants and again, that snakeskin resemblence boots, but the top has got to go! Even though, it looks kinda rocking cool with a skull printed motive and all, but it's a humongous No-No for Mr.Sexy Bill Kaulitz here!

Ratings: *

Tom - And I'd say, let's give the bonus points to Tom! Okay, so what he couldn't let loose of those faded multicoloured thorn baggy jeans, he hates wearing it tight, he wants his bottom part to breathe too, you know ;p Hence, baggy jeans has become a comfortable pants for him to wear. This time around, attired with that same old plain black big-sized tee under a black short sleeved jacket, Tom may have look to be more simple yet stylish in a hip-hop rocker male model way. Big watch all geared up on his wrist while his sneakers seemed to fit him pretty well. Tom did it! He stole some points from his twin brother, standing poised by his side ;)

Ratings: *****

Ella's Star Ratings
* Take it off or I'll tear it into pieces!
** Get me a blindfold, I can't take another look!
*** Trust me, you can do it better!
**** Rock out with that fashion, baby!
***** OMG, you're a total Fashion God! Strut for me, baby!

Vogue interview with the Kaulitz Twins ~*

Oh! Lala, Bill Kaulitz Passion Pour la Mode à Paris

Spotted in Paris, France!
And Wunderkind Fashion Show got him a front V.I.P seat ;)

While Tokio Hotel is on hiatus at the moment, their frontman, Bill Kaulitz didn't seem to be resting at all! He flew here and there mainly for a fashionable reason. Bill can't seem to stay away from the lime light, he just loves the attention he gets! The last time you heard him shopping in LA and hunting down a new house there and whatdaya know, recently this six feet gorgeous rockstar model was found struting himself in his usual unique style around the fashion city of France for a tv show called "Durch die Nacht mit ..." a documentary series for ZDF German-French cultural channel ARTE. The show is hosted by fashion designer, Wolfgang Joop who actually lives in Paris. Like a typical fashion-wised documentary show, the cameras will follow them around while Joop shows Bill his hot-spots in Paris.

Don't you think that Bill will never caught dead wearing some kind of freakish designer's attire? Exhibit A: Just look at the clothes he had worn for the show. My God! It's totally fashiontastic but too overdone which can turn him into a queer guy right at the exact moment he don those piece of clothing and yet he still managed to look ever so stunning though. Duh, it's Bill Kaulitz we're talking about here! Let's face it, even if the clothes he wears are labeled as U-G-L-Y but his mannequin flawless handsome face will do a great job on covering it up for him. By taking a look on this one unique bloke's face, no doubt you'll be amazed by his dazzling chestnut eyes painted with creative art of black liner, his well-structured jaw that shaped his face sharply and those sexy face piercings which is a 'must-not' forget attraction and for sure, in a split second all of your thoughts on critizing that hideous clothing creation fitted tight on his torso will be blown away just like that ;)


I love it when Bill wears a trench coat, yeah it would make him look like a mysterious sexy vampire but this BurberryMilitary Jacket is a lil bit too much topping for a plain sundae ice-cream! Yeah, I might just say it's like the oversized golden buttons were decorated too heavy on the coat, making this piece has a lil bit of an 'eww' factor. It is an eye-catching designer's piece, I have to admit that but I bet it would look ever so effingly attractive if the buttons were being reduced by its number. And he has a matching t-shirt too? Way too much buttons going on for a skinny rocker. But I guess, this is what you called fashion. So, let's not argue with that unless Bill looks totally like a deep shit, then I have to make an objection! ;p In this case, he still looks hot, so phew! Oh yeah, J'adore that grey nails of yours, Bill!


I only have one word for this fashion piece on him (left picture), L'amour! Just love the glittery stripey stripes tight coat hanging on his shoulder! A very Glam piece! I'd say that's what a glam rockstar should wear! He rocks it together with a v-neck tshirt and skinnies in the shades of his favourite colour, black, accessorized with that 70's style sunglasses as for a simple touch and Voila! Bill surely rules the Glam nation! Beat that, Adam Lambert! ;p Obviously, the word 'Glam' blend in well with the ever so rocking Bill Kaulitz more than anyone could! I would like to remind you, no one could take him down that easy! Rocker Billy has the passion for fashion not just music! Say, when you're in one of the world's most famous fashion city, you should know how to dress to impress like Sexy BK over here, he has proven to us that he ain't gonna let himself look 'oh so thrashy', he went for the stylish mode all the way, baby! Indeed, it's a serious fashion case when it comes to Paris ;)

Phantom Rider.

A beautiful photo deserves to have a beautiful story coming with it but not every story has a happy ending. Here we are, Bill is standing with a ghost that has her body covered with a colorless dress, her face sheered with a translucent cloth and there are no feet on the ground. The artist had a hidden depth of meaning towards this photo that she has created to illuminate what she feels inside. A sharpie was used to tell the story. In words, Bill is a man with a virtuoso soul. Indefinite with his handsome voice he had won many female hearts from around the globe but not one, has yet won his heart.

That one tear in his eyes tells us that he is alone even if there is many people surrounding him from the fans right on the ground to his twin brother who is always there with him on stage. Every time he sets foot on stage his eyes searches for a missing piece of puzzle in his life. That missing piece is a girl that he needed the most to set him free from his loneliness, to let him fall in love and have it broken if she must. A little feeling of falling in love is already enough for his starvation for love. That’s all a lonely lead singer is asking for.

Everyday, he often hears people telling him, “You were great today.” “Good Job!” “Killer show man!” but that’s not what he wanted is it? He wanted a serene voice from a girl to come to him everytime he ended a show in any country.

“Baby you were awesome.” Yes, that is what he wants to hear in his ears with a pair of arms hugging him to wash away the hard work he did on stage and soft lips to kiss away his thirstiness.

His chocolate brown eyes always tell lies, telling the people whom he is close with that he is okay when actually he is not. If he must, he feels like throwing his anger to the whole world, shouting for the girl whom he thinks is the one to come out. “Where are you?!” and he will continue enchanting that till he gets tired and tears would pool up in his eyes every night when he wakes up and sit there on the empty stage with no one in the surroundings with cold shivering air. He never fails to get up on his feet and throw every single thing off the stage, from the keyboard, to the guitar, to the drum set and even tearing off the velvet curtains. “Where are you! Where are you! Where are you!” and finally he will just surrender and sat on the ground with a mutter and one tear rolling down his face. “I hate you.”

That particular night, it was monsoon. He was soaked in rain. His jet black hair no longer in place, his white t-shirt translucent enough on his body, and his pale lips moist by the rain that his brown eyes too were smudge with black-liner and yet he still looks like a handsome wrecked ken.

“Bill, you have to stop your obsession to find that perfect girl.”

“No I have to, I know she’s out there somewhere. I just need to look harder.”

“Listen to me, no matter how far you go, how long you search for her you will never find her. You need to be optimistic and look on the bright side. Your brother, he cares for you. Seeing you like this pains him.”

There is always a haunting voice that sounds like cold winter spring in an English rose garden in his mind. He could never shake it off. It is always there, a beautiful voice in his ears. It sounds like a melody, a song he would like to play in his mind every time he feels alone.

“Why can’t you just come out of my mind and be real. I promise I’ll sing for you everytime you ask me to.”

He could hear her melodious laugh before her voice just disappears. Then it comes again, the feeling of emptiness invades his mind.

“Don’t leave me here.” He whispered to himself while staring at the empty stadium. He was looking up at the stars, and had his foe finger removing that one tear out of his eyes with a single sniff.

That’s just it. Everytime, Everyday, he couldn’t sleep he will wake up at the precise hour just to hear that voice in his ears. She might not have the face he could stroke, the body he could hold, the lips he could kiss and the eyes he could stare at but he will always have her soothing voice to accompany him in his loneliness. A phantom rider. That's what she is to him.

A job well done for this amazing artist. Run-Beside-Me